Inside the mind of our 2 year old for 3 minutes.
Each of these “emotions” lasts about 3 seconds.
1. I wanna play with Mommy’s phone.
2. I wanna put on Daddy’s shoes.
3. GET DADDY’S SHOES OFF MY FEET NOW!
4. I wanna open and close the door.
5. I wanna turn on and off the light.
6. Is there anyone here with a phone I haven’t played with yet?
7. I NEED TO PUSH SOME GODDAM BUTTONS.
8. I wanna pick up the doll by it’s head.
9. I wanna throw all the bath toys in the sink.
10. HOLY SHIT I’M STARVING.
11. PRINGLES!
12. I HATE FRUIT.
13. I want out of my chair.
14. I wanna play with the laptop.
15. I wanna go outside. No, I wanna turn the heat on.
16. I wanna take my pants off.
17. I don’t like the shirt I’m wearing.
18. I wanna play with Mommy’s phone.
19. I NEED TO PUSH MORE BUTTONS NOW.
20. I’m thirsty.
21. No, not for that.
22. Yes, perfect, juicebox. I’m gonna squeeze this damn thing all over myself.
23. Where’s Daddy?
24. Where’s Buzz?
25. Where’s Mommy?.
26. SERIOUSLY WHERE’S MOMMY!?
27. Oh my God I think Mommy left forever.
28. Ok, there’s mommy. I want to play with her phone
29. Hungry again. Never mind
30. I just remembered not liking these pants. Get them off.
31. STOP TAKING OFF MY PANTS!
32. Wow, I’m starving. I want peas but I don’t know how to tell anyone.
33. Finally, peas. I like throwing these.
34. WHY DO I STILL HAVE THESE PANTS ON?
35. Oh look, a new person. I wonder if they have a phone.
36. Im tired.
37. IM NOT TIRED!
38. I wanna go for a walk but I don’t wanna go outside.
39. No, not inside either!
40. I need to push some buttons right now.
41. I hate this diaper.
42. My eyes itch.
43. My ears itch.
44. STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF!
45. I hate these pants.
46. This shirt's tag itches.
47. I’m tired.
48. Stop asking me if I’m tired.
49. SMARTEENIES!
50. I wanna take a bath in my socks.
51. Put on my favorite song.
52. Where’s Woody?
53. THIS SHIRT'S TAG!
54. Did I just hear a doggie bark?
55. YOU DID NOT JUST TRY TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AGAIN!
56. I wanna see a doggie.
57. No, not OUTSIDE! I wanna see a doggie inside.
58. Is my penis still there? Good.
59. I peed.
60. I’m bored.
Repeat.
